Apr. 17th, 2007

edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
This was too good not to repost with added snark

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.


• give her one of your t-shirts/sweatshirts to sleep in. Mmmm, sweaty, dirty clothes
• leave her cute text notes, or any notes at all!Except Doctor's notes and grocery lists
• Kiss her, even in front of your friends once in awhile.Fuck her in front of your friends, too, or at least tape it and watch it with them
• tell her she looks beautiful.Duh...
• tell her she smells good.Unless she smells like a dead sea creature, then try not to gag, it's impolite
• if you think your in love, kiss her.I don't know how to spell "you're"
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.I don't make eye contect, so this creeps me out
• let her mess with your hair.Do most guys NOT do this? Was it important to add for that reason?
• just walk around with her.in circles until you both vomit and pass out
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. And she'll do the same for you.no she won't, she will hold every single thing you do wrong against you for life and use these mistakes as ammo every time you fight when she runs out of real reasons to be mad
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.and she'll know you're full of shit
• tickle her even when she says stop.If you do this to me, I will break your face. NO means NO
• hold her hand when you're around your friends. Sometimes at least!Is this list written for 13 year old boys?
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.And you'll piss her off even more
• let her fall asleep in your arms, protect her.These are two separate things welded together by a comma splice, dumbass
• get her mad, then kiss her. and she'll kick you in the scrotum and stomp off
• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anythingand she'll be pissed that you're not saying anything to fill the silence
• tease her and let her tease you back.with sex toys and lots of lube
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.because otherwise she'll puke on you
• watch her favorite movie with her, because she'd do it for youas long as she gives you head during the boring parts
• kiss her forehead, because it makes her feel good.no it doesn't. who the fuck wrote this bullshit?
• Try your best to give her the world, and you'll become hers.I don't want the world, I want YOU. If I want the world, I will get it myself
• when she's sad, be there for her and more importantly listen.this is the only thing even remotely intelligent on this list
• let her know she's important, just so she never forgets.she doesn't FORGET if you don't let her know, she sees by your actions that she's really NOT important to you, the same as you would see if she ignored YOU
• kiss her in the pouring rainWTF? Get an umbrella or go inside and watch the storm form the porch while drinking hot cocoa
• don't check out other girls around herI don't fucking care if you do this. I have eyes, and I will notice both hot girls and hot guys, it's human nature. The only way I will get jealous is if your actions toward me change in our relationship, not because you happen to notice an attractive person. Talk about it with me and we can check out her ass together
• when you fall in love with her, tell herDuh...
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before...even your left hand



Guys repost as: I Would Do This 4 My Girl
Girls repost as: A Perfect Boyfriend
If you don`t repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.!!!!! I better get posting

if you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will :
call you
kiss you
love youif the one I love loves me, he/she will do this anyway, retard
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
Look! It's My Love Song For John! )



You need a hearing aid, people, JESUS )

Regardless, I'm really impressed with these lyrics. This is EXACTLY how I feel, and I love this song. Muah.

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