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Apr. 13th, 2009 06:29 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (inspiration)
My friend Carrie made this for me. *squeee*!

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Oct. 29th, 2007 12:07 am
edgarallenfrog: (pissed off)
tl;dr. Seriously. Don't read this. I hereby announce that I'll be ranting here about something no one else cares about and something I probably shouldn't care about.

So has anyone else here heard about the show "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila"? Wait, where are you going? Don't walk away from me! I want to talk about a show!

ANYWAY. From that very intriguing title, if any of you don't know what the show is about, you can probably guess. It's one of those MTV/VH1 (they're basically the same thing now) reality shows where people try to "get with" a celebrity, and in this case that celebrity is model/rapper/singer/whatever Tila Tequila. The shows start out with a certain number of contestants, eliminate a certain number every week, and at the end of the season, instant love, right? Yep, right. Anyway, this show has a twist. there's an equal number of guys and girls brought in at separate times (the guys and girls didn't know about each other, and the guys just assumed Tila was straight while the girls just assumed she was a lesbian) and then the reveal is done at the end of the first show, and she says she doesn't know if she likes guys more or girls more (eyeroll) and she needs to decide and she's only looking for one partner, blah blah blah. So the show is set up so she'll eliminate an equal number of guys and girls until there's one guy and one girl left, and then she'll decide on that person, blah blah blah, fake fake fake. So basically I've just told you that it's really just like every other one of these reality dating shows. So why does it bug me so much?

1. First, this "I don't know if I like guys or girls more" bullshit is stupid. Who fucking cares? The point of even being bisexual is you like BOTH, so why do we need to figure out which you like more? And furthermore, just because you may settle down with a girl or with a guy doesn't mean you like one gender more than another, it just means you liked that PERSON more, right? I don't like the attitude.

2. Making her eliminate an equal number of guys and girls a week won't help us see which gender she likes more. She should eliminate the people she's not into, not an equal number from each gender. Those rules won't let her decide what she claims she's trying to decide anyway, so why even bother saying it? STUPID.

3. Some of the comments on this show make me want to pull my hair out. One of the girls said "We all go through a bicurious phase before we can decide we're really Lesbians." Way to generalize babe. That may be true for you, but it's not true for everyone. Some people have always liked girls, some people have always liked guys, some people have always liked both, and who you may be with at the moment doesn't define your sexual orientation unless you want it to, and even if you want it to doesn't give you the right to decide that for everyone else. This goes back to my whole rant about "gay" and "lesbian" and especially "bisexual" aren't really helpful because I more take the view that people have the capacity to like either gender and lean totally toward one or the other, and some lean toward both, but there are tons of spots on the spectrum that you can fall on the scale (dammit Kinsey) and using a label to define where you stand on a scale isn't helpful to helping me understand who you are. I understand that people use labels and that's fine, I use them too, because it helps other people understand where I'm coming from to some extent, but it's still limiting. As of right now, as much as i love penis I find myself being more and more attracted toward women (with the exception of Eli Roth and his hairy chest and his eyeliner), but that's doesn't mean I'm NOT ever attracted to men, or I won't ever be again, and I just think angsting over which label to use isn't going to help me. and fuck, trying to see "which gender I like more" isn't helpful at all because it could change and I give myself space to let it change, I never limited myself to one gender or the other (even though I was in a religion that told me to do so) so I don't get how the label is helpful. But I use the label "bisexual" to understand myself because it helps people understand that I'm attracted to both genders and also because I'm not going to shy away from a label like I'm afraid of it, I just don't like how it limits me. I don't think it helps other people to understand me though, knowing I'm "bisexual," because then tomorrow I'll be talking about how a guy is hot and people will be confused and say "...I thought you liked girls?" *headdesk*

4. As annoying as this is going to sound...this show isn't doing much more than reinforcing negative stereotypes. People already think bisexuals are attracted and want to have sex with everyone in the world, and seeing a girl making out with a ton of people at once ad saying "my heart is already falling for certain people" isn't going to change their minds about that. Do people on those other dating shows make out with a ton of people? Yes they do, and it looks sleazy, but it reflects badly on mainly that one person. Seeing a girl do that with girls AND guys, like it or not, doesn't just reflect badly on one person, it reinforces stereotypes of the group she identifies with. And that bugs me.

It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.
edgarallenfrog: (pissed off)
I'm going to fucking eviscerate Myspace! I'm going to rape it with a rusty railroad spike and then kill it! KILL IT DEAD AS A BEEF!

*head explodes*

I have other things I could write about (I just wrote 6 ages about them, single spaced) but I don't think any of you would understand (because I don't understand it myself, and I don't know if I want to go there yet) plus I have spies from other websites who are reading my journal but instead of getting an LJ account and posting here they bring the shit I post over to other websites and pester me about it there. This angers me. It angers me almost as much as Myspace angers me. I keep my personal life off the message boards, which is why I update about my past and my struggles here and not there. If you want to talk about those things I don't discuss on movie message boards, get an LJ account and post about it here, otherwise don't talk to me about it. It's in poor taste. I relegate such discussions to here and not there for a reason. Respect that, K?

43 Things

Jun. 14th, 2007 01:07 pm
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (lickable)
So...John called me this morning. Wonder why? He didn't leave a message and didn't answer when I called back. None of my friends ever leave fucking messages, it's so annoying. So of course, in retaliation, I didn't leave him a message when I called back. It's a vicious circle. :-p

Went swimming and then skinny dipping with my friend Jen last night and her harem of guys from D&D (Seth, Josh, her brother Chris, and her non-brother Chris). No comments about D&D geeks, guys, they're all pretty hot. Let's do away with the stereotypes, ok?) It was fun. I wish more people had come, but I called everyone I knew who might conceivably come and no luck.

My throat feels better. As does the migraine from hell I had last night. I might have enough energy to go to the store today and buy taco ingredients.

Everyone should go check this out: http://www.43things.com/person/edwardnortonfan It contains much goal-setting from me, plus some ranting on things I want to do (namely a shorter rant about my spiritual journey as of late). IT's interesting. Plus if we all join we can all cheer each other on toward our goals! Won't that be nice? :-p

It was fun blogging about zombies yesterday. Thanks to everyone who participated. You made the day a lot more fun. I'm glad to be wth you, now, at the end of all things.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
So there was a party here on Saturday night and it was a lot of fun. And there was a girl there...and she was really, really, really...well, I'll show you a pic.

Ooh baby. )

...

I'm in love!

Anyway, she just added me on Myspace so...yeah. It's nothing, I know. She has a boyfriend, it says she's straight on her profile, totally no chance, have I (posessed me, Yoda has).

But still. Oh mama.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)


A bird flew in my window tonight while I was apping. It was disturbing. o_O
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
This was too good not to repost with added snark

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.


• give her one of your t-shirts/sweatshirts to sleep in. Mmmm, sweaty, dirty clothes
• leave her cute text notes, or any notes at all!Except Doctor's notes and grocery lists
• Kiss her, even in front of your friends once in awhile.Fuck her in front of your friends, too, or at least tape it and watch it with them
• tell her she looks beautiful.Duh...
• tell her she smells good.Unless she smells like a dead sea creature, then try not to gag, it's impolite
• if you think your in love, kiss her.I don't know how to spell "you're"
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.I don't make eye contect, so this creeps me out
• let her mess with your hair.Do most guys NOT do this? Was it important to add for that reason?
• just walk around with her.in circles until you both vomit and pass out
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. And she'll do the same for you.no she won't, she will hold every single thing you do wrong against you for life and use these mistakes as ammo every time you fight when she runs out of real reasons to be mad
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.and she'll know you're full of shit
• tickle her even when she says stop.If you do this to me, I will break your face. NO means NO
• hold her hand when you're around your friends. Sometimes at least!Is this list written for 13 year old boys?
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.And you'll piss her off even more
• let her fall asleep in your arms, protect her.These are two separate things welded together by a comma splice, dumbass
• get her mad, then kiss her. and she'll kick you in the scrotum and stomp off
• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anythingand she'll be pissed that you're not saying anything to fill the silence
• tease her and let her tease you back.with sex toys and lots of lube
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.because otherwise she'll puke on you
• watch her favorite movie with her, because she'd do it for youas long as she gives you head during the boring parts
• kiss her forehead, because it makes her feel good.no it doesn't. who the fuck wrote this bullshit?
• Try your best to give her the world, and you'll become hers.I don't want the world, I want YOU. If I want the world, I will get it myself
• when she's sad, be there for her and more importantly listen.this is the only thing even remotely intelligent on this list
• let her know she's important, just so she never forgets.she doesn't FORGET if you don't let her know, she sees by your actions that she's really NOT important to you, the same as you would see if she ignored YOU
• kiss her in the pouring rainWTF? Get an umbrella or go inside and watch the storm form the porch while drinking hot cocoa
• don't check out other girls around herI don't fucking care if you do this. I have eyes, and I will notice both hot girls and hot guys, it's human nature. The only way I will get jealous is if your actions toward me change in our relationship, not because you happen to notice an attractive person. Talk about it with me and we can check out her ass together
• when you fall in love with her, tell herDuh...
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before...even your left hand



Guys repost as: I Would Do This 4 My Girl
Girls repost as: A Perfect Boyfriend
If you don`t repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.!!!!! I better get posting

if you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will :
call you
kiss you
love youif the one I love loves me, he/she will do this anyway, retard

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Mar. 15th, 2007 05:46 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (viva la vie boheme)
Has anyone else noticed that Dylan BakerV (from the movie Happiness) looks like Gary Sinese? I mean, seriously, they coukd be twins.

I like wine. Especially $11 wine that comes ina box and gets me so fuced up I forget all the shit I'm usually worried about.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
In 2007, malakijr resolves to...
Get back in contact with some old naked men.
Backup my Law & Order regularly.
Volunteer to spend time with Christopher Meloni.
Cut down to ten buffy icons a day.
Start a paranormal fund.
Take evening classes in willow.






Get your own New Year's Resolutions:


*sprays pepsi out her nose*

Now THAT is funny.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
I Shouldn't Be Allowed Near a Computer )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
Far be it from me to disrespect the ancient art of Tarot, but this headline is hilarious:

"Venus is flirting with Uranus ... expect some surprises in love"

LMAO! Venus is up uranus!
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
my xmas stocking )

Baaa, baaa.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
AGH! Someone just posted a website that hosts seasons 1-5 of Scrubs for free, every episode! I'm going to watch them all if I can before the website gets shut down.

I was about to kill Ava today...whoever posted that website saved my life. w00t. I'm off to work.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (music obsession)
I RULE!!!!!11!elevety! )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (inspiration)
Tomorow (Friday) is my birthday. Offers of illegal drugs, hookers, paid LJ time, sexual favors, etc. are accepted as gifts. :-p

Being a manager is...interesting. We'll see how this thing goes. Tomorrow I'm going to wait and sign for a mysterious package from Best Buy that was not delivered today because I'm trying to sleep at 2 PM and my roommate is at class/work. And then I'm going to have a mass orgy watch "Bare Behind Bars." I got it for free for pimping this website on my MySpace, and the guy who runs it is great (and so is his product and shipping and selection). You should all check it out: http://www.revengeismydestiny.com/
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
http://flash.arcadecabin.com/swf/bigredbutton.swf

So I'm officially a manager, with uniforms and everything, and I'm going to start attending meetings now...

I'm scared. :( And I'm still being sued by an angry hospital.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (hot guy)
How Well do You Know ME? )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
But We Already Knew I Have No Life )

P.S. Some guy jerked off in drive thru tonight, oin the line, and...well, he got some on his arm and it was dripping down when he handed me his money.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
I just ate at Wendy's, and they have signs all over their restaurant, on all the tables, and on all the tray liners that advertise the Frosty and contain the following statement: "The only soquid you eat with a fpoon."

o_O

Am I missing something? What the fuck is a "soquid"? And ok, I first thought that "fpoon" referred to a utensil that's like a spoon but with mini-tines like a fork, they call them "sporks" at Taco Bell. But I checked Wendy's utensils, and they have spoond, forks, and knives...no fpoons that I could see. But even if that's what a "fpoon" is supposed to be, that doesn't explain the mystery of the "soquid..."

Unless I somehow wandered into a Shel Silverstein poem today by accident...

In which case, I will not to take the garbage out, and I'm changing my name to Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
So I'm melancholy right now. I'm concerned about some friends, but since there's nothing I can do for them I just hope they're ok. Life is incredibly angsty sometimes.

This is probably the coolest LJ community ever, and I'm SO glad I found it and that all the cool people are working so hard at updating it (the Buffy and Angel characters have LJ accounts!) but it's REALLY making me crave tacos right now thanks to Fred's entries, and we don't have anywhere good to go for them. I suppose I could go to Taco Bell, but that's not REAL food.

I'm also craving Baby Sitters Club books and Without a Trace episodes (I have a complex, multilayered life) and while the latter craving could be sated at 7 PM tonight, the former presents a problem as I don't want to pay $4 for a book right now, and Goodwill doesn't have any. Sigh.

Gina, if you even get a chance to read this, I was rocking out to my iPod last night and these songs made me think of you.

Lyrical Goodness )

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