edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
Hilary Duff on Lesbians:

I'm not, like, a crazy feminist. I think women definitely need men. Like, I couldn't imagine having a girlfriend! There are things that you get from one another, as well as the physical stuff, that are essential. Guys make me feel secure and comfortable, when I'm scared or need attention. They bring stability. And affection. And fun. And drama. You learn so much from a boyfriend. It's hard to put into words I guess.

- Hilary Duff


...

Yeah...because girls can never get security and comfort and attention and stability and affection and fun and drama from other girls. EVER. Oh good LORD, did she just imply that girls can't get drama from other girls? Has she ever MET girls?

Look, I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it came out, but can't people ever THINK before they speak? Is that too much to ask?

In other news, Myspace won't let me post bullitens. ZOMG Myspace, I has important dramas to discuss about! U betr stop not leting me!

ETA: And more from [livejournal.com profile] bizzlefout

Entire article: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/woman/story/0,,2118181,00.html

the entire interview is hilarious.

I'm not really a flirt, but I am a girl. I'm not a tramp, or a whore, but I do manipulate men when I feel like it. Girls bat their eyelashes, and act like they don't know anything in front of guys they like, or give a little bit of eye contact, but not too much, or a bit of touching. Or being coy.

YES WE ALL DO THAT ISNT THAT HOW YOU GET GUYS TO LIKE YOU oh fuck they will read our secrets.

I don't believe in having one partner for your whole life, but I hope I get married. I want to have a husband and two kids and a nice little life baking pies. I'm quite romantic.

two kids + little life ^baking pies = ROMANTIC

until she remembers that she doesn't want to have one partner and gets a romantic divorce.

I'm kind of crazy, so I like boys who don't take themselves too seriously. I learn a lot about myself in a relationship. It improves you, definitely. You adapt.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

Women are definitely home-makers. We're obviously very different from men. But everyone's looking for love, in the end. Men aren't as strong as women. And they don't have as big an attention span. They want things immediately, from food to girls. The women I know are more successful than the men. It's hard for me to meet someone. I don't need someone who, like, has as much as me, but I don't want someone who has much less because then you never really feel taken care of. And it would always make a guy feel not like a man.

straight from the leading expert on gender roles, ladies and gentlemen!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

ZOMG, she isn't a manipulative cunt, but she IS a girl, so it's ok to toy with men's emotions. She's also an incoherent mess, but never mind that.

P.S. Myspace sucks hairy donkey balls (and likes it)
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (suicide)
[1] Pick 12 of your favorite movies.
[2] Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the actor and character's name.
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.

Picking quotes from my favorite movies would be too easy. I've quoted them waaaaaaaay too many times on here. So, these 12 quotes aren't from my favorite movies, just movies I liked a lot.

Here's how I'm scoring it: 2 points for guessing the quote, 1 for the character(s), and 1 for guessing the actor(s) or actress(es).

Not in MY movie )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (inspiration)
Teh Poem )

Teh Other Poem )

Oh, and ladies? "In Her Shoes" is a great movie. Really great.

Kwote

Jan. 20th, 2007 12:21 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
Quote of the day: "Ow! Stop kicking me! Mean ass fucking baby!"~John (to his son Vin)

Edit

Cut for the Sake of Your F-List )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
Quote of the day )

From John

Jan. 9th, 2007 03:42 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
Quote of the week:

"A picture is worth a thousand words. A shitty picture is only worth six words: 'I spent my money on this?'"

Yeah...we rule teh bad horror movies.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (hot guy)
Quote of the week:

(On Christians going crazy capitalizing sentences that involve God)

Fundies usually insist that because he's so fucking amazing, their LORD (sometimes written out in all caps, too) is always capitalized, even when just the antecedent of "You," "He," etc.

"And He said...." Blah, blah, blah. But the He is God or Jeebus, so He's so damned special he breaks the laws of grammar.


LMAO @ "He's so damned special he breaks the laws of grammar."

Richard...Riiiiiiiiiccchhhhhard...I'll send your bombs WMDs extra special gifts next Monday when I become rich again (HAHAHA, and this is assuming my paycheck doesn't fucking BOUNCE again...yeesh...)
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
Ok, it's not my favorite opening quote ever, but it's up there.

"'Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason who the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.' But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know in 1605 he attempted to blow up the houses of parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man. It was man who failed. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotton. But 400 years later an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them...and die defending them. But you cannot kiss an idea. Cannot touch it or hold it. Ideas do not bleed. They do not feel pain. They do not love. And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man. A man that made me remember the fifth of November. A man that I will never forget."

Holiday Recipes! )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
It's Monday, December 18th, 2006, and Look Who's Having the BEST QUOTE EVER! )

It was a pretty good day. I slept, shopped for presents for the chilluns, did laundry and bought food.

Edit

Oh FUCK YOU )
edgarallenfrog: (pissed off)
"I can't trust him any further than I can throw him, and I can't pick his fat ass up."~Cindy Gregerson

My Interests Collage! )
Create your own! Originally Written By [livejournal.com profile] ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by [livejournal.com profile] darkman424
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (inspiration)
"Amazing how the poor are considered sub-human, yet we're the strongest people in the world."-Felix Vasquez

Edit: WIN! http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=648
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (music obsession)
I'm having impure thoughts about the lyrics of this band I'm listening to.

*drools*

I've decided I shouldn't update when I'm horny, because sex is all I can think about and thus the intelligence level of my posts goes down while the interpersonal conflicts I'm trying to articulate suddenly evaporate into a sex sex sex sex sex

naked guys

sex sex sex

Um...what was I saying?

shit.

Quote of the day: "Joy to the world, our Lord is dead. Oh...that's not how it goes..." ~Ashley

EDIT

Ok, funny joke, guys. My computer decided not to recognize my iPod. Haha, isn't that FUNNY>

*flies into a rage*

This pisses me off.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
Gina, you'll appreciate this.

Last night at work my friend Ashley and I were picking on each other, the other manager Stacy stepped in, and here is what happened:

Ashley: Shut up Lillian!
Lillian: YOU shut up, cuntbag!
Ashley: Fuck off you stupid breeder!
Stacy: Breeder? I don't know what that means. You called me that last night and I didn't know then, either. Tell me what it means!
Lillian: It's a derogatory term for heterosexuals.
Stacy: A WHAT?
Lillian: A dera...um, an insult. Like "faggot" or "dyke" for homosexuals...heterosexuals are called "breeders" because we...um...breed, have kids, you know.

*pause*

Stacy: That is so GAY.

=====================================================================================================

Ladies and gentlemen, I can now retire. There's no WAY we'll EVER top THAT.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (LUV)
Ashley: Baby got back.
Lillian: I think "back" got baby.
Ashley: And it's not on the rims.

*hysterical laughter*
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (lickable)
Random IM Fun )

Hee hee hee...church: it's what's for dinner.

Still scared of the Episcopagans. Trying not to be. Failing.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (stupid)
Man, these are good answers. I'm SO using them if the opportunity ever comes up.



Benson: You're a good Catholic, didn't Jesus teach forgiveness?
Stabler: Yeah, well Jesus was perfect. I'm not.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

*kid confesses story of molestation*
Psychologist: Did you tell your parents?
Kid: Yes.
Psychologist: And what did they do?
Kid: Got rich.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (playful)
"So if Tommy hadn't dug up his grave, do you think Jason would've come back?"

Lillian: "Yeah. The execs at Paramount would've done it if no one else had."

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