meme 2.0

Feb. 8th, 2009 11:05 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
I'll have you all know that even though 45905490065569004324390 people tagged me in this meme over the past few weeks, I felt no urge to complete it at all until I read what Anthony Spadaccini wrote in his 25 Things list, so this is all his fault. Baaaaa.

Anyway, yadda yadda, write 25 things about yourself, tag other people to do the same, force them to cave in to peer pressure, you know the drill. I apologize if you're on my facebook and thus you read this twice. If you're wondering why I make reverences to "Facebook" so often throughout the note, that's because it's copy/pasted from there because I'm too fucking lazy to change anything. I just thought it was interesting (if you REALLY do it that is, if you write "I like pie" and the like, then I learn nothing about you and it's a tad pointless).

1. I've had the link to watch the movie "Prayers for Bobby" online sitting in my tabs for about a week now. I'm scared to watch it.

2. I hate ice cream.

3. I hate chocolate. Yuck.

4. I love to dance. Not so much at clubs though. I've choreographed several dances, but when I get on a dance floor I'd rather step back and take pictures of everyone else dancing than do it myself.

5. I love to take pictures. I hang them on my wall in excess (the walls of my apartment look like a scrapbook).

6. I taught myself to read and write. My mom pulled my brother and I out of school when I was in kindergarten, and then she paid tuition at a home school so she'd have papers to prove that she was "teaching" us but she was far too impatient and violent to actually teach us anything, so I taught myself to read and write because I had to do something to survive. It got me through.

7. I love horror movies, horror novels, and pretty much anything tangentially related to horror.

8. My apartment is decorated with horror movie memorabilia to the extent that it freaks people out when they see it (Freddy and Jason are coming out of the living room walls, there are three severed heads in my living room, I have a skeletal ghoul hanging over the television, etc.)

9. It's taking approximately a million years to type this because Facebook keeps fucking up my computer. If Facebook erases this list after all my hard work, I shall kill Facebook.

10. I am alternately either endlessly patient or hopelessly impatient depending on the situation. Most people tell me I'm patient with people when I shouldn't be and then I freak out about small things. They're probably right.

11. My MP3 player reflects my insanely eclectic taste in music. I've been sitting here for fifteen years trying to type this and I've heard some metal, some country, some top 40 pop, some rap, and some hard rock (the music is the only thing keeping me from killing Facebook).

12. I love to cook. I come up with my own recipes and I love experimenting with food.

13. I can't wear toe socks because my feet swell when I walk, and toe socks cut off the circulation to my toes.

14. I hate it when people assume that because I love horror movies, that means I will love ANY horror movie (or that I'll love any gaudy, ugly, cheap Halloween decoration they give me as a gift simply because, hey, it's horror related, right?)

15. I really hate it when women find out that I'm gay and then they assume that I'm attracted to them.

16. I hate it when people find out that I'm gay and then they say that they don't agree with my lifestyle. Dude, MY lifestyle? My lifestyle consists of sitting at home and reading books and watching movies. I'm glad you disagree with that.

17. Typically I don't run around talking about the fact that I'm gay. It's not in the top 10 things I think people absolutely have to know about me, and I don't think it defines who I am to the extent that most people seem to think it does (hence their rush to disagree with my lifestyle).

18. Though I don't typically run around talking about how gay I am, I do seem to be put into situations where I have a chance to discuss it with people, and I think that's a good thing. I have a friend who committed suicide on Christmas Eve because he was terrified that people would find out that he was gay, and if my rambling on the subject can in any way help prevent other people from doing the same thing, I'm willing to do it.

19. My laptop has died three times and I've managed somehow to bring it back to life. I love my zombie laptop even though sometimes I scream at it for being so slow.

20. I'm a Christian though the grand majority of Christianity would take issue with me using that label and I often distance myself from the church when they do batshit insane things (such as telling me that I'm going to hell because I watch horror movies, or because I listen to “secular” music, or because I'm gay, or because of a million other things...hey, maybe if you keep preaching that, me and all the other freaks will all kill ourselves and your passive aggressive genocide will be complete. Wouldn't that be a load off your shoulders?)

21. Writing abut some things makes me angry.

22. I come from a military family. I have a cousin who died in the war. I am rabidly defensive of soldiers, in part because of this. Say whatever you want about foreign policy or the war in Iraq, but lay off the generalizations about soldiers

23. Fred Phelps, the guy responsible for the http://www.godhatesfags.com movement, decided that God hates America too, because we're a nation of fag enablers, don't you know (read about it at http://www.godhatesamerica.com) and he's decided to protest at the funerals of dead soldiers to spread this message. He came to Michigan in 2005 and protested at the funeral of Matt Weber, a soldier who served with my Cousin. This made me very stabby.

24. I work in retail. Although it is difficult, it's ten times better than working in fast food.

25. I have cancer. Supposedly, it's gone now, but I've been told it never really goes away and there's always a chance it can come back.

I refuse to tag anyone. This has taken up enough of my life. Do this if you want to.

meme

Feb. 8th, 2009 10:34 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (suicidal)
Translating someone's spoken sentiments is often times a daunting & frustrating task.

Especially when you know that person is just blowing smoke.

I have compiled a list of the most commonly-spoken sentiments I've heard over the years, as well as their translations.

Some have been said to me directly. Others have not.

Feel free to comment and add your own.

This is all in good fun, so let's see how many we can come up with...



“I am so over it.”
Translation: “I’m not over it at all.”

“I don’t do hookups.”
Translation: “Your place or mine?”

“I have just been busy lately.”
Translation: “I’m just not that into you.”

“I can’t.”
Translation: “I can. I just refuse to.”

“I don’t want to be in a relationship right now.”
Translation: “I’ll be in a relationship within the next week or two. It just won’t be with you.”

“I’m a top.”
Translation: “I’m a bottom.”

“I just don’t know what I want.”
Translation: “I should be forcibly removed from the dating scene.”

“Fun times.”
Translation: “I lack the intelligence to add anything of value to this conversation.”

“LOL.”
Translation: “I lack the intelligence to add anything of value to this conversation.”

“It’s been over an hour. Why haven’t you responded to my message/friend request/IM/email yet?”
Translation: “I need a hobby. Or several.”

“I’m not a slut.”
Translation: “I’m a slut.”

“I love whatever’s on the radio.”
Translation: “I am one of those colorless conformists from the 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial.”

“I’m such a bitch sometimes.”
Translation: “I’m unpleasant to be around.”

“I just want to be loved for once.”
Translation: “I just want to be loved for the 3,267th time.”

“I did it because God told me to.”
Translation: “I am using God as an excuse to commit felonies.”

“Let’s hang out sometime.”
Translation: “I want to engage in sexual intercourse with you.”

“I tell it how it is.”
Translation: “I am being vicious and mean-spirited, in the name of ‘brutal honesty.’”

“That’s funny.”
Translation: “There was no humor whatsoever in what you just said.”

“Why don’t you call or text me later and we’ll see what’s up, okay?”
Translation: “I need to see if there’s someone more important to make plans with first.”

“I promised myself that I would stop hooking up all the time.”
Translation: “I’ve made another unattainable goal which will be overcome by my libido within two weeks.”

“I’m mature for my age.”
Translation: “I am still my age.”

“I always practice safe sex.”
Translation: “Those condoms in my drawer were purchased in 1991.”

“It’s not what you think!”
Translation: “It’s exactly what you think!”

“You’re such a film snob!”
Translation: “I can’t believe you hated that film! Even though it was the cinematic equivalent of bathing in cat urine.”

“All you think about is sex!”
Translation: “I’m a prude.”

“Older looking for younger.”
Translation: “Those damn age of consent laws!”

“I am completely over my ex.”
Translation: “We’re still dating.”

“BRB”
Translation: “I am closing your chat window because I’ve lost interest in talking.”

“You’re just jealous because I wear *insert clothing brand name here* and you don’t.”
Translation: “You’re just jealous of my need to compensate for my complete lack of self-esteem by wearing clothes I can’t afford without going into debt.”

“I like him for his personality, not his looks.”
Translation: “I’m blowing smoke. If he wasn’t at least somewhat attractive, I’d be long gone.”

“I am so drunk right now!”
Translation: “I have this poorly-conceived delusion that the ‘underage drunk’ act is both cute and refreshing.”

“I have to catch up on my celebrity news...”
Translation: “...to steer my attention away from my own hollow existence.”

“I’m so down-to-earth.”
Translation: “I can’t hear you from all the way up here in the clouds.”

“So what do you do at your bank job? Count money?”
Translation: “I am clueless.”

“I’ve really changed.”
Translation: “If I tell that to myself enough times, maybe I’ll start believing it.”

“You just hate that show/song/movie because everyone else likes it!”
Translation: “How dare you have a mind of your own!”

“J/k”
Translation: “I was being serious, but your negative reaction prompted me to change my tune.”

"In my humble opinion"
Translation: "In my humble opinion, which is seldom humble and always an opinion..."
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
When you see this, post your favorite poem.

You do realize that asking an English major to pick just ONE favorite poem results in much weeping and gnashing of teeth, right?

Bastards.

*picks one poem at random*

So Penseroso

Come, megrims, mollygrubs and collywobbles!
Come, gloom that limps and misery that hobbles!
Come also, most exquisite meloncholiage,
As dank and decadent as November foliage!
I crave to shudder in your moist embrace,
To feel your oystery fingers on my face.
This is my hour of sadness and soulfulness,
and cursed be he who dissipates my dolefulness.
I do not desire to be cheered,
I desire to retire, I am thinking of growing a beard.
A sorrowful beard with a mournful, dolorous hue in it,
with ashes and glue in it.
I want to be drunk with despair,
I want to caress my care.
I do not wish to be blithe,
I wish to recoil and writhe.
I will revel in cosmic woe,
and I want my woe to show.
This is the morbid moment,
this is the ebony hour.
Aroint thee, sweetness and light!
I want to be dark and sour!
Away with the bird that twitters!
All that glitters is jitters!
Roses, roses are gray,
Violets cry Boo! and frighten me.
Sugar is stimulating,
and people conspire to brighten me.
Go hence, people, go hence!
Go sit on a picket fence!
Go gargle with mineral oil,
Go out and develop a boil!
Melancholy is what I brag and boast of,
Melancholy I plan to make the most of.
You beaming optimists shall not destroy it,
But while I am at it, I intend to enjoy it.
Go, people, stuff your mouths with soap,
and remember, please, that when I mope, I mope!
~Ogden Nash

I'm an egotistical bitch, so how about I also post my favorite poem that I have ever written? Even that is going to be hard. Let's see.

Chance of Rain


Trying to learn to like the cold.
Because I'm always
cold.
So I might as well get used to it.
Right?
And find something I love
in something I hate?
Isn't that the way to go?
I don't even remember why
I hate it
anymore.
It's been a part of me so long.
The cold
I'm trying to learn to like
(to love).
Trying to learn to touch
to feel
the distant things I cannot reach
a million miles away
under my skin
in my blood
my bones
my marrow
me.

So here I sit
(in this chair
in this house
that isn't home)
an empty shell longing
to be filled
with something more than
me.
Trying to think of something
else that I could
be.
I miss the feeling
I miss the flood
The rain, the pain, the tears, the blood
the bones, the marrow
me.
Reaching out
into the dark
I find something there to touch
to feel.
I wrap the blanket
tightly
and try to remember
what it feels like
to be warm.

This was just going to be the meme, but right before I hit post, I realized I should tell you all what's been going on, so for those who want to read a rambling rant, here goes )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
The first seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- No requests: it could be anything. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem. I may draw or paint something. I might bake you something and mail it to you.
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch is that if you don't re-post this offer, the bargain is void!

L-O-V-E

Jan. 27th, 2009 06:02 pm
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (viva la vie boheme)
Reply to this post, and I'll tell you at least one reason why I like you. Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (empty wallet)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, malakijr sent to me...
Twelve rivers drumming
Eleven starbucks writing
Ten dvds a-dancing
Nine bisexuals acting
Eight vampires a-scrapbooking
Seven books a-thinking
Six piercings a-healing
Five bi-i-i-isexual rights
Four social issues
Three gay rights
Two queer studies
...and a theatre in a five iron frenzy.
Get your own Twelve Days:
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
1. Put your music player on shuffle
2. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title

"In the Sun"

I miss the sound of your voice
Let me know that I've done wrong when I've known this all along
No more gas, in the red, can't even get it started
This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world

So many people gonna say that they want you to try to get you thinking maybe they care
I probably shouldn't say this but at times I get so scared
I've got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim
I guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare
Telling Layla's story spoken
I'm wrapped up in your mercy
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
This world will never be what I expected
Don't go wasting your emotions
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

This was never the way I planned
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes, make you feel unpretty too
Hurry up and wait
I wanted to be like you, I wanted everything



This actually turned out kind of cool. Bonus points to anyone who can name all the songs. :-p

mememememe

Jun. 29th, 2008 12:11 am
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
Here are some Memes I said I'd do roughly 3478347823478347834827 years ago before the drama from hell ate my life. I should be sleeping, but who can sleep when they're having a panic attack and throwing up blood?*

Reply and we'll have some fun. It will take my mind off things.

Why Would I want to meet someone with my interests? I HATE my interests )


These are movies you can remain indifferent to if you think a sentence is a fine thing to put a preposition at the end of )

*Why am I throwing up blood? If you're worried, it's ok...I'm used to it. I went into Planned Parenthood for my depo shot and was having bad cramps and throwing up. they told me my appointment was 2 days ago. I said it wasn't. they said it was. We argued for like, 20 minutes before she scheduled me for Tuesday at 3 PM, so I had to walk back home. I threw up and fell to the ground once. It was horrible. then I got home, found my appointment card, it said the date I had some in, so I called back and bitched them out. they insisted they had written the wrong date on the card, then. Ok, fine. A depo shot takes five minutes tops, and that's if you dick around and purposely slow it down, why couldn't they give me one? I was in PAIN. the lady told me I shouldn't be having pain. I snapped. Yes, I shouldn't, but I am. Now, three days later, I'm having nonstop pain and popping Aleve like it's candy, and that's why 'm throwing up, but I'd rather be ODing on Aleve and throwing up than having cramps so bad I PASS OUT IN THE STREET. I'm used to this, it's what my life was like before depo. No, it's not ideal. But it's how things are. I haven't heard from Meijer and I'm throwing up and my friend isn't speaking to me and I feel like a pariah who will lose her friends once they realize how horrible she is, and yes, I realize this is irrational. Try having crippling pain that feels like your body is trying to turn itself inside out and the only solution is to take so much medicine that you vomit blood constantly all day and see how rational YOU feel.

...

Is it Tuesday yet?
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (Default)
Picture Meme! )

This is really cool, I hope you all fill it out in comments )

In other news...I dunno, I'm tired. work sucked. It was really hard and getting yelled at in front of lines of customers doesn't help things any. It makes me tired. but I have three days off so I'm happy. Finishing up Supernatural season 2.

"Hope's kind of the whole point."
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (music obsession)
No one did my last one, though, so I don't have any high hopes.

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!)

MOOZIK )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they'd LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.

ZOMG

Jul. 27th, 2007 05:03 pm
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (music obsession)
ZOMG IMPRTNT SRS BZNSS )
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (werk)
Oooh, Purty )

I'm going to try to get this song out of my head now. I should have known better than to listen to it in the first place.



Wait...now I'm listening to it again...powerless...to...stop...music...

*dies*
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
1) a movie
2) a book
3) a band, artist, album, or song
4) an LJ user not on my friends list
5) what I should have for dinner
6) a website
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
Find your 42nd entry ever. Yes, this may require some counting and basic math. Deal with it. Copy that entry in a new entry. This is the meaning of your life.

Hi there. Just so you know, my bank account IS NOT straightened out. I still owe $175, I don't have money for it, I most likely will not get my tax return because it's going to pay my student loans, and I'm going to withdraw from the human race.

 Congradulations! you're a Complete Psycho!
'Complete Psycho' PLEASE VOTE!!!


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You are Going to marry Elijah wood. He will always
respect you and your friends. His cute face and
big blue eyes are also a plus. Congrats!!


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Great, I'm a complete psycho AND I'm going to marry Elijah Wood. This has been a great night.


AHHH! Dang it!!! I'm a complete psycho!!!


But...it's all good...because I'm the perfect girlfriend.

You're Perfect ^^
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


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aragorn
Your man is King Aragorn (The rating takes place
below)
Perhaps its because hes so world-weary but Aragorn
is upfront and honest with no time for mind
games. Hes attentive and devoted, as well as
sensitive to your needs.


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Ahhh...good things to happen this night...


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Seer


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Yay...that's good, right?


goodbroken
Your wings are BROKEN and tattered. You are
an angelic spirit who has fallen from grace for
one reason or another - possibly, you made one
tragic mistake that cost you everything. Or
maybe you were blamed for a crime you didn't
commit. In any case, you are faithless and
joyless. You find no happiness, love, or
acceptance in your love or in yourself. Most
days are a burden and you wonder when the
hurting will end. Sweet, beautiful and
sorrowful, you paint a tragic and touching
picture. You are the one that few understand.
Those that do know you are likely to love you
deeply and wish that they could do something to
ease your pain. You are constantly living in
memories of better times and a better world.
You are hard on yourself and self-critical or
self-loathing. Feeling rejected and unloved,
you are sensitive, caring, deep, and despite
your tainted nature, your soul is
breathtakingly beautiful.


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Sigh. Broken and tattered. Sounds right.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It was weird reading my back entries trying to find my 42nd entry. I used to be very preoccupied with what my church thought of me. It was a sadness. And of course, my 42nd entry didn't have any point or content and was just a bunch of memes. Bah.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
BASICS
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Place of Residence:
4. What makes you happy:
5. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
7. What is particularly good/bad about my LJ:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favourite place to be:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:
13. Weirdest food you like:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4: A band:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so i can tell you what I think of you.
4. POST A PICTURE OF YOU!
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (suicide)
[1] Pick 12 of your favorite movies.
[2] Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
[3] Post the quotes in your journal.
[4] Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is.
[5] Extra points for knowing the actor and character's name.
[6] Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified.

Picking quotes from my favorite movies would be too easy. I've quoted them waaaaaaaay too many times on here. So, these 12 quotes aren't from my favorite movies, just movies I liked a lot.

Here's how I'm scoring it: 2 points for guessing the quote, 1 for the character(s), and 1 for guessing the actor(s) or actress(es).

Not in MY movie )

ow

Jun. 15th, 2007 10:13 pm
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (werk)
Migraines hurt. Like, really bad. And I want to vomit from all the medicine I tried to take to make it go away, which didn't work. I think it's from the sunburn. I walked an hour, worked 15 minutes (she wrote it in as a half hour though) and then walked back. Orientation sucks. Ashley paid some money toward the phone bill so I had some money to buy toilet paper. But at this rate...I need money. I'm going to have to pay bills at some point. I kind of want to cry. Plus these past few days I've been missing you know who a lot. Yep, definitely want to cry. I just want to travel back in time and convince myself not to let my walls down and not to let myself love him. That would have really hurt him a lot back then (I never told anyone this, but when we went on that first date, I had to go to the bathroom during the movie so I left and did that, and when I came back the people in their seats gave me the glare of death, so I waited in the back until the end of the movie, and when I went back to my seat to get him at the end, he was crying and he said "Oh good...I'm glad you didn't leave...I just thought we were getting along so well, and then you didn't come back, and it made me really sad"--that's how sensitive he was back then) but at this point, I'd rather hurt him than hurt me. Most of the time I'm grateful for what I learned when I was with him, I know it's a good thing I loved him and I know all this pain will be worth the wisdom I'll get from it. On my good days. On my bad days...yeah. Not so wise. Sigh. Bring on the wonder, I guess.



ETA

Ok, help distract me people. Name up to three aspects of my life you want me to photograph. They can be specific (my bedroom), or not so specific (something red).


go go go! i'm really excited for this one
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (idontcare)
If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.
edgarallenfrog: various pics of harvey milk (other hot guy)
This was too good not to repost with added snark

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.


• give her one of your t-shirts/sweatshirts to sleep in. Mmmm, sweaty, dirty clothes
• leave her cute text notes, or any notes at all!Except Doctor's notes and grocery lists
• Kiss her, even in front of your friends once in awhile.Fuck her in front of your friends, too, or at least tape it and watch it with them
• tell her she looks beautiful.Duh...
• tell her she smells good.Unless she smells like a dead sea creature, then try not to gag, it's impolite
• if you think your in love, kiss her.I don't know how to spell "you're"
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.I don't make eye contect, so this creeps me out
• let her mess with your hair.Do most guys NOT do this? Was it important to add for that reason?
• just walk around with her.in circles until you both vomit and pass out
• FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. And she'll do the same for you.no she won't, she will hold every single thing you do wrong against you for life and use these mistakes as ammo every time you fight when she runs out of real reasons to be mad
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.and she'll know you're full of shit
• tickle her even when she says stop.If you do this to me, I will break your face. NO means NO
• hold her hand when you're around your friends. Sometimes at least!Is this list written for 13 year old boys?
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.And you'll piss her off even more
• let her fall asleep in your arms, protect her.These are two separate things welded together by a comma splice, dumbass
• get her mad, then kiss her. and she'll kick you in the scrotum and stomp off
• stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anythingand she'll be pissed that you're not saying anything to fill the silence
• tease her and let her tease you back.with sex toys and lots of lube
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.because otherwise she'll puke on you
• watch her favorite movie with her, because she'd do it for youas long as she gives you head during the boring parts
• kiss her forehead, because it makes her feel good.no it doesn't. who the fuck wrote this bullshit?
• Try your best to give her the world, and you'll become hers.I don't want the world, I want YOU. If I want the world, I will get it myself
• when she's sad, be there for her and more importantly listen.this is the only thing even remotely intelligent on this list
• let her know she's important, just so she never forgets.she doesn't FORGET if you don't let her know, she sees by your actions that she's really NOT important to you, the same as you would see if she ignored YOU
• kiss her in the pouring rainWTF? Get an umbrella or go inside and watch the storm form the porch while drinking hot cocoa
• don't check out other girls around herI don't fucking care if you do this. I have eyes, and I will notice both hot girls and hot guys, it's human nature. The only way I will get jealous is if your actions toward me change in our relationship, not because you happen to notice an attractive person. Talk about it with me and we can check out her ass together
• when you fall in love with her, tell herDuh...
• and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before...even your left hand



Guys repost as: I Would Do This 4 My Girl
Girls repost as: A Perfect Boyfriend
If you don`t repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.!!!!! I better get posting

if you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will :
call you
kiss you
love youif the one I love loves me, he/she will do this anyway, retard

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