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edgarallenfrog ([personal profile] edgarallenfrog) wrote2009-04-21 02:19 am

whoa isme!

I have itchy eyes. And not the cute kind, I mean full on I think I have hives in my eye. It's not pinkeye either, because I've had that before and my eye isn't pink at all, just crazy itchy. It comes and goes, but it's really bad today. Why must I develop allergies this late in life? SRSLY.

I got a free movie rental tonight, so I sat down to watch it, and when my phone rang I let it go to voicemail. Well when I saw it was my friend Michelle, I checked the voicemail, and she went off on me for not talking to her, so I called her back and she said she didn't go off on me, she was nice and calm (oh, we scream when we're nice and calm now? No one told me) but I told her she sounded really pissed and she started yelling about how she was having a hard day (my day has been a cakewalk, so I need you to dump on me) but I tried to smooth things out anyway, and I think we're ok now. I don't know. I do know I'm tired of being treated like shit by my friends.

Anyway, I was going to watch this movie to review tonight, but the power went out (and scared the shit out of me) as soon as I went to watch it. WAH. I hate not having power. It's dark and scary, plus we have gas heat, but when the electricity goes out, the heat shuts off anyway, and we can't get it back on. So of course it's colder than a seal's ass here tonight (it was 31 last I checked) and there's no heat, so I'm shivering and wanting about 1,000 blankets IN ADDITION to heat, but no heat for Lillian. Poo.

I got presents today! [livejournal.com profile] peskipiksi stopped by when I was in a coma and left a package outside my door. I got one book about Christians, one about why we should quit church, one about why we're a Fast Food Nation, and one that looks hilarious about how we need to combat the evil satanic new age theory or something like that. I also got a pretty picture frame, and I need to find a pretty picture to go with it. Yayness!

I'm discombobulated tonight. I suppose I could tell you guys why, but then you'd all say I was stupid and tell me I need to get over it and let go and let God and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and blah blah blah. Ok, no one in my journal is that bad (at least not anymore) but I'm afraid this is the response I'll get anyway, so since I don't have the strength to handle it tonight, I'll let it go.

I need a hope injection. I need someone to be nice to me for five minutes. I dunno. I'm not doing so well tonight. Sigh. At least the power came back on, so I can make myself some dinner finally if I can stay awake long enough. And I'll be warm now.

[identity profile] peskipiksi.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Here's another of those "gathering storm" parodies. It's not as funny as some I've seen, but I like the whole "giant umbrella" thing:

Also, I'm still trying to figure out why the National Organization for Marriage thinks anyone will take it seriously when its acronym is NOM. O hai bakwerdz politikul groop, I eatz ur fail! Nom nom NOM....
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[identity profile] malakijr.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still trying to figure out why the National Organization for Marriage thinks anyone will take it seriously when its acronym is NOM.

That's not even as awesome as this:


[identity profile] peskipiksi.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)

Between this and "teabagging," cable news has officially turned into a frat party. 0_O
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[identity profile] malakijr.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I fully support M4M. :-D I saw that and did a double take. And I kept hearing people talk about teabagging during tax week and it was all I could do to contain myself. I enjoy giggling like an eight year old whenever I watch the news (it's better than curling into the fetal position and crying like I usually do when I watch the news these days).

[identity profile] peskipiksi.livejournal.com 2009-04-22 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Penis jokes make everything better. :D